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M-rated Zelda Game
Topic Started: Mar 19 2009, 08:46 PM (1,876 Views)
Waterfox
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Please. No ponies.

No, the new one won't be M rated.

But what if there was a Zelda game that was? I'm pretty sure you could throw in some blood and chopping off body parts with the sword and you could have a M-Rated Zelda.

So, would you buy an M-Rated Zelda? And what kind of changes would you think they would make?
 
FireNeko
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I probably would.

And I can't think of any changes.
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Balore
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I'd prefer if they went all out and also made it sexual. Not just sexual, but sexually perverted and downright disgusting by most standards, all while maintaining a great storyline. If anyone can pull that off, it's Nintendo.
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Cash

It should definitely be more reminiscent of the real world, if only slightly. Fighting criminals as side-quests, perhaps?
 
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I definitely would, but the only thing I could think of that would make Zelda a good M-rated game without ruining it would be more detailed violence. Sex, drug abuse, and to some extent really coarse language would have a higher chance of making up the friend a little awkward, but since the Zelda games already have the fighting system that could be made without over imposing it, increased violence would really be the only thing that should be included that makes a Zelda game rated R.
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The games that aren't all "kid friendly" are the best kind. You know, blood, gore, swearing, absurd breast physics. The good stuff!
 
FireNeko
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lol breast physics
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That's right. Breast physics. They seem to be something that's on the drawing board on day one when they're making a game.

"Okay, guys. Right from the get-go, we need bouncin' boobies, alright?"

"Yep, sounds good to us."
 
FireNeko
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Haha, yeah.

That did happen at one point probably.
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SL92
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Where would breast physics be found in a Zelda game...

The Legend of Zelda: Xtreme Beach Volleyball.
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Roth
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DID SOMEONE SAY META GAME???
Yeah, we're definitely going to be needing some sex scenes and swear words. Maybe actually give Link a competent voice actor, too.
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Balore
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It's going to have to be either Young Link (the Windwaker one, I suppose) or TP Link. Or a new Link with tight clothing. :3
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Mar 22 2009, 09:37 PM
It's going to have to be either Young Link (the Windwaker one, I suppose) or TP Link. Or a new female Link with tight clothing. :3
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Balore
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I don't care for changing someone's gender. >:/
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Kamigy
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That or we just not have link as the main character.
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